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* THIS IS THE TIME WHEN WE ALL GET TOUGH *
HEY, SIMON, LOOK AT FREDDY FLY.
INTERPOL DOESN'T PAY US TO FLY, STUPID.
THEY PAY US FOR SURVEILLANCE.
WHY DO THE EUROPEAN POLICE CALL THEMSELVES "INTERPOL" ANYWAY ?
WHY DON'T THEY JUST SAY "EUROPOL" ?
I HAD A "URIPOL" AT THE DOCTOR'S.
I COULDN'T SIT DOWN FOR A WEEK.
GUYS, CUT THE CHATTER. I'M IN POSITION.
ARE YOU READY YET ?
YEAH, MAN, WE'RE WORKING OUT SOME BUGS.
GOT IT.
WELL, IF IT ISN'T ASHTON, OUR FAVORITE ARMS DEALER.
JUST PULL BACK WIDER SO WE CAN SEE WHO HE'S WAITING FOR. YEAH, I GOT IT.
LOSE THEM, YOU IDIOT !
GUYS, WOULD YOU JUST LAND THE DAMN THING ?
- THERE. GOT IT !
WHO IS THE MAN, HUH ? WHO IS THE MAN ?
I'VE GOT STATIC ON THE AUDIO.
YEAH, BUT LOOK AT THAT PICTURE. IT'S BETTER THAN MY CABLE.
YEAH, MAN, YOU'RE BEING A LITTLE CRITICAL.
INTERPOL DOESN'T JUST NEED PICTURES, THEY NEED SOUND.
THE MAN HAS A POINT. HE IS THE MAN.
YOU THE MAN. NO, YOU THE MAN.
NO, GUYS. THIS MUST BE THE MAN.
ALL RIGHT, GUYS. IT'S GAME TIME.
[ Motorcycles Departing, Car Window Opening ]
WELL, WHO DO WE HAVE HERE ?
WELL, WHOEVER HE IS, THEY REALLY MATTED HIS CAR.
ARE YOU MAD AT ME ?
IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS. YOU DON'T CALL. YOU DON'T E-MAIL.
YOU DON'T CARRIER PIGEON. WHAT DID I DO ?
THE DEAL IS CANCELED. THE WEAPON ISN'T FOR SALE.
I THINK YOU'D BETTER RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN, COLONEL.
- WHAT DO YOU MEAN "CANCELED" ? - I'VE CHANGED MY MIND.
- DOES THE POPE WEAR A FUNNY HAT ?
I HATE PEOPLE WHO RENEGE ON DEALS.
I HATE COWARDS WHO ACT TOUGH.
I HATE COLONELS WHO THINK THEY'RE GENERALS.
AND I HATE BUGS !
HE KILLED THE FLY. FREDDY'S DEAD ?
WHAT ? WHAT KIND OF MAN KILLS ANOTHER MAN'S FLY ?
ENOUGH OF THIS SILLINESS, COLONEL.
LET'S TALK... FAMILY.
- DON'T BRING MY FAMILY INTO THIS. - DON'T MAKE ME.
OH, BY THE WAY, COLONEL TELLORE...
MOTHER TAUGHT ME TO ALWAYS LEAVE A LASTING IMPRESSION.
BYE-BYE.
YOU ALL RIGHT ? WHAT BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS
THE GUY THAT SAVED YOUR ASS.
HMM. WHEN DID INTERPOL START HIRING SIDESHOW FREAKS ?
WHEN DID YOU START DOING BUSINESS WITH ARMS DEALERS ?
I HAVEN'T THE FAINTEST IDEA...
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. COME ON. I SEE THIS ALL THE TIME.
A GUY GETS GREEDY. A GUY MEETS ASHTON.
A GUY GETS DEAD.
CALL ME... WHEN YOU'RE READY TO TALK.
YOU OKAY ? WHAT HAPPENED ?
I SCRATCHED MY BIKE. THE BIKE I CAN FIX.
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE GUY IN UNIFORM ?
I CALLED HIM A CAB. COULD YOU I.D. HIM ?
THE GUY'S NAME IS COLONEL JACQUES TELLORE.
THIS FILE ENDED TWO YEARS AGO. WHAT'S HE DOING NOW ?
RIGHT NOW ? HE'S PROBABLY GETTING READY FOR BED.
NICE, WARM GLASS OF MILK. SOME FLANNEL PJ'S.
HOPEFULLY, A LITTLE BEDSIDE PRAYER.
AND SOME SWEET, SWEET LOVIN'. MMM, MMM, MMM.
GUYS... PLEASE.
OKAY. HIS CURRENT ASSIGNMENT IS CLASSIFIED.
INTERPOL DOESN'T HAVE ACCESS.
WHY'D I HIRE YOU GUYS, ANYWAY ?
BECAUSE WE ARE COOL.
AND WE BAD ! AND WE CAN DANCE.
WHAT ? WHAT ? *
SEE ? WE GOT YOU SMILING.
CHECK THIS OUT. * HEY, UH-HUH
* UH-HUH
* UH-HUH * COME ON, MAN !
COME ON ! WE'RE GOOD, MAN !
ROBOT MONKS. WATCH, THE "CABBAGE PATCH."
ROBOT MONKS, SIMON. LOOK. IF WE WEREN'T MONKS, WE'D BE ON THE ROAD.
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[ Impersonating Michael Jackson ] HEY, YOU THINK HE MAD ?
HE'S VERY MOODY. WE STILL GETTIN' PAID, RIGHT ?
VOW OF POVERTY, BUT WE'RE GETTING PAID.
I'M HUNGRY. I-I THOUGHT YOU WAS ON A DIET.
AH, SCREW THE DIET. LET'S GET CHINESE FOOD.
HOW WAS THAT ? IT WAS GREAT.
HOW IS THIS ?
OH, GOD !
I'M SORRY, MR. GABRIELLI. THAT'S ALL RIGHT, CLAIRE.
SOMETIMES I SCARE MYSELF.
ARE YOU HAVING FUN ? OH, YEAH. BEAUCOUP DE FUN.
LET'S GO FOR A SWIM. OKAY.
- YOU CAN'T.
UM... I MEAN, ARE YOU WEARING SUNBLOCK ?
OUI, PAPA.
- STAY WHERE I CAN SEE YOU. - WE'RE GONNA LAY ON THE RAFT.
BUT STAY ON THE RAFT WHERE I CAN SEE YOU.
GOD, YOUR FATHER'S BEING SO WEIRD TODAY.
IT'S YOUR SHOT. MAKE IT AND WE WIN.
S'IL VOUS PLAIT.
SIMON SAYS, "GO FOR IT."
SIMON, WHAT'S THIS GAME CALLED ?
"HIT THE CAT" ? YES !
COME ON, DON'T YOU REMEMBER ? NICK MORANDA.
YOU BELIEVE THIS, HOMEY ? YES ! COME HERE !
TALK ABOUT A WALK DOWN MEMORY LANE. DON'T YOU REMEMBER ?
CLASSMATES AT LANGLEY '92 ? SAT ACROSS FROM EACH OTHER IN BALLISTICS.
I REMEMBER. OF COURSE YOU DO. I PLAYED WITH YOUR DETONATORS.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE ?
COME ON, MAN. I LIVE HERE. YOU'RE KIDDING.
YOU STILL WORKING FOR THE "COMPANY" ?
YOU KNOW, THE C.I.A.
NO, I RETIRED. WELL, YOU PICKED A GREAT PLACE.
I BOUNCE OFF A PLANE, GO FOR A LITTLE WALK AND WHO DO I RUN INTO ?
GIVE YOUR OLD BUDDY A HUG.
WHAT ? YOU GOT ISSUES ABOUT HUGGING ANOTHER MAN IN PUBLIC ?
THIS IS FRANCE, BUDDY. MEN KISS EACH OTHER HERE.
GIVE ME A HUG.
SIMON, SIMON, SIMON, EASY. YOU'RE KILLING ME HERE. HEY, HEY, HEY.
I GOTTA GO DOWN TO THE BEACH AND MEET THIS GUY FOR A FEW MINUTES.
YOU COULD COME WITH ME. WE COULD CATCH UP ON OLD TIMES.
I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH. NAH, NO THANKS. I'M-I'M FULL.
BUDDY, RELAX. IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH.
COME ON ! HANG OUT WITH ME. IT'LL BE FUN.
IT'LL TAKE TWO HOURS OUT OF YOUR DAY.
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL ? YEAH ?
ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S YOUR NAME AGAIN ?
NICK MORANDA.
SO AFTER THAT, I DID TWO YEARS IN SAN ANTONIO...
WORKING THE SMUGGLING RINGS FOR D.E.A.
SO YOU WORKED FOR SANDERS ? SANDERS ?
OH, SANDERS. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. WHAT A BALL-BUSTER HE WAS.
SANDERS WAS A WOMAN. UH... YOU DIDN'T KNOW ?
KNOW WHAT ?
THAT THE OPERATION ALMOST KILLED HIM-- HER-- WHATEVER.
THE HORMONES, THE MOOD SWINGS, IT WAS LIKE WORKING FOR CHEWBACCA.
"MORNING, BOSS."
ANYWAY, I COULDN'T HANG, GOT BORED WITH THE MUSCLE JOBS.
SO HERE I AM, HEAD OF SECURITY FOR A SOFTWARE FIRM. NOT BAD, HUH ?
LOOKY, LOOKY, LOOKY. WE'RE TALKING HERE.
PUT IT AWAY. BUDDY, BUDDY, NO, NO, NO. WE'RE TALKING.
I ONLY COLLECT WOODEN COWS. LET'S CUT THE BULL, OKAY, NICK ?
TELL ME ABOUT THE GUY.
WHAT THE GUY YOU FLEW HERE TO MEET.
HE'S JUST A GUY, JUST A "FIVE MINUTES AND WE'RE OUT OF HERE" GUY.
I DON'T SEE WHAT YOU'RE GETTING ALL TESTY ABOUT. NICK MORANDA ?
THIS MUST BE THE GUY.
YO, THIS IS NICK.
WHO'S THE TALL ONE NEXT TO YOU ?
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE ALONE. HE'S HERE TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING GOES SMOOTH.
WHO ARE THESE TWO CLOWNS ? YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO COME ALONE.
SPEAKING OF YOU, STEP OUT INTO THE OPEN WHERE I CAN SEE YOU.
WE DO THINGS MY WAY. GIVE MY MAN THE BRIEFCASE.
NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T GET THE RANSOM UNTIL I SEE CLAIRE.
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON ? MY FRIEND WANTS TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON.
GIVE MY MAN THE BRIEFCASE.
WHEN WE ARE SATISFIED YOU'VE DELIVERED, WE WILL GIVE YOU THE GIRL.
NO, DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME ? YOU SHOW ME THE GIRL. I SHOW YOU WHAT'S IN THE CASE.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. THE GIRL'S ON THE RAFT IN THE WATER.
IS THIS A JOKE ? SHE'S NOT THERE.
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE MESSING WITH, PAL ?
WHOA, GUYS, GUYS, GUYS. OKAY, OKAY. CHILL OUT.
CHILL OUT. GIVE THEM THE BRIEFCASE.
NO. NO WAY. UH-UH.
OH, MAN, MY CARDIO'S OUT. I GOTTA GET BACK ON THE STAIRMASTER.
NOW TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON BEFORE I GO PICASSO ON YOUR ASS AND REARRANGE YOUR FACE.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER WAS KIDNAPPED.
I CAME LOOKING FOR YOU BECAUSE I NEEDED YOUR HELP TO GET HER BACK.
- OH, MAN ! INCOMING !
HEY, BABY. LONG TIME NO SEE.
GIVE ME THE BRIEFCASE, AND WE KEEP IT THAT WAY.
OH, YEAH.
I TRIED CALLING, BUT YOUR NUMBER'S BEEN DISCONNECTED.
I MOVED. GET OVER IT.
GIVE ME THE BRIEFCASE.
I GOTTA KEEP THE CASE, BUT I WOULD LOVE TO KNOW WHY EVERYBODY WANTS IT.
THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN. WHICH PART ?
BOTH !
EASY, FLASHDANCE. GAME OVER.
YOU GOT MOVES ? I GOT MOVES, OKAY ?
DON'T LET ME GET ALL JURASSIC ON YOU.
[ Continues Growling, Hissing ]
COME ON, COME ON.
[ Simon Grunts, Cloth Ripping ]
LISTEN, COULD WE HOOK UP LATER AND TALK ABOUT THIS ?
I'VE GOT NOTHING TO SAY.
YOU OKAY ?
HOW ABOUT WE GO OUT FOR A DRINK ?
WELL, THEN... HOW ABOUT A SWIM ?
WELL, SUIT YOURSELF.
SIMON. SIMON.
SIMON. NO.
HELLO EXCUSE ME.
SIMON, WHY'D YOU WAKE ME ?
I WAS HAVING A DREAM I WAS WITH DREW BARRYMORE.
WE WERE HAVING A MAD GAME OF MONOPOLY.
WHAT'S THIS ?
I DON'T KNOW. PUFF DADDY ?
- CUTE. - WHAT'D YOU DO WITH THE MONEY ?
- THERE WAS NOTHING IN THERE. - BULL MAN !
THERE WAS $2 MILLION IN THERE. WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT ?
WHY WOULD I BRING YOUR WHITE, SKINNY ASS BACK TO MY PLACE
IF I STOLE $2 MILLION FROM YOU ?
NO. OKAY, THEN WHERE IS IT ? DID YOU SEE THE MONEY, STUPID ?
NO, BUT IT WAS A HELL OF A LOT HEAVIER THAN ONE CD.
I WONDER WHY. GREAT !
HELLO? MY DEAR MR. GABRIELLI.
DO YOU HAVE THE DISK ? THEY DIDN'T BRING THE DISK.
- MAYBE I SHOULD SEND SOMEONE TO HELP. - NO, NO, NO.
I-I-I DON'T NEED YOUR HELP. I CAN HANDLE IT MY WAY WITH MY PEOPLE.
DON'T WORRY. I'LL GET YOU THE DISK.
ALL RIGHT, BUT JUST HURRY UP.
WE HAVE TO SET UP A SECOND EXCHANGE.
WHY DON'T YOU TELL HIM YOU CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT ?
SHE'S ONLY A CHILD, BERNARD. I HAVE TO GO THROUGH WITH IT.
IT'S CLAIRE... OR MICHAEL.
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T HAVE CLAIRE. SIR, IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
- THEY DIDN'T EVEN BRING HER TO THE MEETING.
THAT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD THING BECAUSE THE BRIEFCASE ONLY HAD A CD IN IT...
AND A COUPLE OF BRICKS. I TOLD YOU NOT TO OPEN THE BRIEFCASE.
NO, I-I DIDN'T OPEN IT. I DIDN'T OPEN IT. NICK--
- I DROPPED IT. - GIVE THEM WHAT'S IN THE BRIEFCASE...
AND BRING ME BACK MY DAUGHTER.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME ? YES, SIR.
HE WANTS ME TO GIVE THEM THE CD.
OF COURSE HE DOES.
- STAY HERE. - NO, WAIT, SIMON.
HOLD UP. I-I NEED THAT. SIMON, I GOTTA TAKE THAT BACK...
I GOTTA BRING IT TO FENCE. I'M TALKING HERE. I NEED THE DISK.
I SAID, "STAY HERE."
"STAY HERE." WHAT, AM I LIKE YOUR DOG NOW ?
SIMON, MAN, THIS IS SOME SERIOUS, CLASSIFIED.
WHERE'D YOU GET IT ?
FROM HIM.
WELL, "HIM" HAS SOME EXPLAINING TO DO.
WE NEED TO GET "HIM" DOWN HERE NOW.
PLEASE, GOD, I NEED TO GET THAT DISK.
IF YOU HELP ME OUT THIS ONE TIME,
I SWEAR, I WILL STRAIGHTEN OUT MY ACT.
NO MORE LYING, NO MORE NOTHING.
I SWEAR TO GOD-- TO YOU. I SWEAR TO YOU.
- NICK !
WHAT'S UP, NICK ? THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S ME, GOD.
- I'M CHILLIN' UP IN HEAVEN.
GOD WANTS YOU TO ROLL OVER TO THE CONFESSIONAL BOOTH.
BUT I'VE DONE NOTHING WRONG. I'VE GOT NOTHING TO CONFESS.
COME ON, NICK. YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT'S NOT TRUE.
NOW, ROLL OVER TO THE CONFESSIONAL BOOTH.
BUT FIRST... MAKE HIM JUMP.
- GOD WANTS YOU TO JUMP.
- NO, NO, NO.
JUMP HIGHER. GOD WANTS YOU TO JUMP HIGHER.
THERE YOU GO. NOW RAISE THE ROOF.
ALL RIGHT NOW, GOD WANTS YOU TO DANCE, NICK.
DO THE "RUNNING MAN," NICK. DO THE "RUNNING MAN." NO, NICK.
THAT'S THE "CABBAGE PATCH." YOU WATCH SOUL TRAIN. DO THE "RUNNING MAN."
COME ON. GO, NICK. SAY, "GO, JESUS. GO, JESUS, GO."
GO, JESUS. GO, JESUS, GO.
NOW BREAK DOWN. YEAH. GO, NICK.
- SAY, "OOWHEE, OOWHEE !" - OOWHEE, OOWHEE !
SAY, "OOWHEE, OOWHEE !" OOWHEE, OOWHEE ! OOWHEE, OOWHEE !
NOW, GOD WANTS YOU TO GET ON YOUR KNEES AND CRAWL TO THE CONFESSIONAL BOOTH, NICK.
OH, YEAH ? OOWHEE, OOWHEE ! CRAWL, NICK. THERE YOU GO.
OOWHEE, OOWHEE ! OOWHEE, OOWHEE ! THERE YOU GO.
OOWHEE, OOWHEE ! ALL RIGHT, I'M HERE.
WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO NOW ?
NOW... YOU DIE.
[ Screams, Groaning ]
THAT HURT.
OH, GOD !
HELP !
[ Electricity Crackling, Nick Whimpering ]
- WE'RE MONKS !
MONKS OF DEATH ! MONKS OF DEATH !
- OH, NO, NO !
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO !
OH, MAMA ! I DON'T WANNA DIE !
- I THINK HE'S READY TO TALK.
SIMON-- SIMON-- SHOOTING-- SHOOTING AT ME--
SHOOTING--
THIS IS CLASSIFIED U.S. MILITARY SOFTWARE.
WHY DO YOU HAVE THIS ?
HAVE IT I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE $2 MILLION.
WHO ARE YOU GUYS ? MY NAME IS BROTHER MACRO, A.K.A. "BIG MAC."
AND I'M BROTHER MICRO, A.K.A. "FREE WILLY."
THEY WORK FOR ME, AND YOU'RE IN MY OFFICE.
WELL, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME ? YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME.
COULD YOU FIGURE OUT WHAT THIS DOES ?
NICK'S BOSS MUST HAVE DEVELOPED IT FOR THE DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE.
HIS DATABASE IS ENCRYPTED. IT'LL TAKE ME A DAY TO CRACK IT.
I NEED THAT DISK TO GET MY BOSS'S DAUGHTER BACK. THAT'S IT.
THE DISK STAYS HERE. SHE DIES IF I DON'T MAKE THE EXCHANGE.
SHE DOESN'T DIE. SHE LIVES BECAUSE WE ARE GONNA GET HER BACK.
DID YOU SAY "WE" ?
WE.
LIKE ME AND YOU "WE" ?
DID I STUTTER ?
GREAT. THEN ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS COME UP WITH A PLAN.
NO, I WILL WORK ON THE PLAN. YOU WILL SET UP THE SECOND MEETING.
CAPISCE ? NO, THANKS. I'M NOT HUNGRY.
YOU KNOW WHAT TODAY IS ? WHAT ?
SIX DAYS BEFORE WE NEVER SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN.
COME ON, CLAIRE. I WILL ASK HIM.
I PROMISE YOU. WHEN ?
SOON. WHEN IT'S THE RIGHT TIME. WHAT IF I ASK HIM ?
AND THEN IF HE SAYS NO, WE'LL RUN AWAY.
IT'S NOT THAT SIMPLE. IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME THAT HE APPROVES.
MICHAEL, I--
I KNOW IT'S A BIG DEAL,
BUT ISN'T THE POINT OF AN EXCHANGE PROGRAM...
TO GO TO A NEW SCHOOL FOR A SEMESTER,
MEET THE GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS AND TRANSFER PERMANENTLY ?
I HAD TO BEG HIM A WHOLE YEAR TO LET ME GO FOR THREE MONTHS.
I LIKE IT WHEN YOU BEG.
THEN I BEG YOU TO BE PATIENT.
WE WILL ALWAYS BE TOGETHER. I PROMISE YOU.
HE WILL UNDERSTAND.
WHO WILL UNDERSTAND ?
UH, YOU WILL, MR. GABRIELLI.
YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT AN INCREDIBLE TIME I'VE BEEN HAVING.
AND YOU SHALL CONTINUE TO HAVE AN INCREDIBLE TIME.
- I'VE SET UP A PRIVATE TASTING AT THE WINERY TOMORROW. MMM.
WE'RE ON. GOES DOWN OUTSIDE A WINE-TASTING ROOM IN GORDON.
YOU KNOW IT ? I KNOW IT.
LET'S GO.
IT'S A LITTLE TOO RETRO FOR ME, BUT IT'S CHERRY.
WHERE'D YOU GET IT ? THE BROTHERS HOOKED ME UP.
GUYS IN THE CATACOMBS ? THOSE BOYS ARE WHACKED.
WHOA, WAIT A MINUTE, SIMON. WE'RE GOING INTO BATTLE. WE NEED A THEME.
A THEME ? SOMETHING TO GET US PUMPED.
* OH, YEAH. THAT'S GOOD.
YES, I LIKE THAT. * FEEL THE POWER ARE YOU READY FOR MORE *
* WHEN THE NEW YORK KNICKS ARE ROCKING YOU CAN HEAR THE CROWD ROAR *
* KICK IT DOWNTOWN KICK IT DOWNTOWN, UH *
* KICK IT DOWNTOWN KICK IT DOWNTOWN * * M-M-MY DANCE
* KICK IT DOWNTOWN KICK IT DOWNTOWN, UH *
* KICK IT DOWNTOWN KICK IT DOWNTOWN * * M-M-MY DANCE
* KICK IT DOWNTOWN KICK IT DOWNTOWN, UH *
* KICK IT DOWNTOWN KICK IT DOWNTOWN * * M-M-MY DANCE
* M-M-MY DANCE *
ALL RIGHT, I AM IN POSITION. YOU COOL, SIMON ?
I'M COOL. YOU SEE ANYBODY ?
YEAH, I SEE YOUR EX. YOU WANNA TELL ME ABOUT HER ?
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS SOME OTHER TIME ? NO. NO, MAN.
THIS IS A BIG DEAL. YOU'VE GOT WHAT WE CALL "LOW SELF-ESTEEM."
YOU GOTTA PICK YOURSELF UP, OKAY ?
YOU GOTTA LIVE A LITTLE. YOU'RE A GOOD-LOOKING GUY.
NICK ? WHAT ?
JUST STICK TO THE PLAN, OKAY ?
CAN YOU HANDLE THAT ? CAN WE HANDLE THAT ?
ARE YOU KIDDING ? I AM BAD TO THE BONE.
NICK ? OKAY, I GOT IT.
NICK ? YO ?
MAKE THE CALL.
I'M ALL OVER IT.
YEAH ?
IT'S ME. I'M EARLY. LET'S DO THE DEAL.
WHO'S "ME" ?
- THE GUY YOU MIXED IT UP WITH AT THE BEACH THE OTHER DAY. - YOUR VOICE GOT HIGHER.
IT DID ? NO, NO, NO, NOT SIMON.
THE OTHER ONE: NICK.
TIME TO SLEEP.
ALL RIGHT, NICK, LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
FINE. I WANT YOU TO BRING CLAIRE WHERE I CAN SEE HER.
CAN'T DO THAT, BUT I CAN LET YOU SEE HER THROUGH A WINDOW.
- THE WINDOW OF THE CELLAR.
SO SHE'S IN THE CELLAR ? SHE'S IN THE CELLAR, HUH ?
- YES. - GOOD. KEEP STALLING.
UH... SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY FRIEND SIMON ?
NOT MUCH. - WELL, I HAPPEN TO KNOW SIMON'S GOT A CRUSH ON YOU.
LOOK, CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER ?
WHAT TIME ? BECAUSE ME AND SIMON ARE TALKING ABOUT IT LATER.
MAYBE WE CAN ALL TALK ABOUT IT TOGETHER.
NICK, I'M LOSING MY PATIENCE. STOP PLAYING GAMES.
- ALL RIGHT, FIRST, GET HER AWAY FROM THE BUILDING.
- HOW DO I STOP PLAYING GAMES ?
TELL HER TO MOVE UP THE ALLEY TO HER LEFT.
OKAY, I WANT YOU TO MOVE UP THE ALLEY TO YOUR LEFT.
TO MEET ON NEUTRAL GROUND WHERE SHE CAN'T SCREW WITH YOU.
SO WE CAN MEET ON NEUTRAL GROUND WHERE I CAN SCREW WITH--
WHAT ?
NO, NO. WHERE YOU CAN'T SCREW WITH--
LISTEN, SISTER, JUST MOVE UP THE ALLEY TO THE LEFT OR THE DEAL IS OFF !
- THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. - OKAY, NOW MOVE TO YOUR RIGHT.
TO YOUR RIGHT !
- DO SOMETHING. SHE'S RIGHT ON TOP OF ME. - OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
UP HERE ! UP HERE !
UP HERE !
YEAH ! UP HERE ! LOOK THIS WAY !
[ Laughing, Throws Down Glass ]
CLAIRE !
SIMON, CLAIRE'S OUTSIDE. SHE IS OUTSIDE.
- I'M ON IT. - I'M COMING TO YOU.
[ Yelling Continues, Groaning ]
- MAKING SURE YOU GET JOB DONE.
JOB THIS.
I STILL GET JEALOUS WHEN YOU FIGHT OTHER GUYS.
- I'M IMMUNE TO THE SWEET TALK.
I GIVE YOU THIS, AND I WALK AWAY.
JUST GIVE ME THE DISK.
CLAIRE, I'M HERE TO HELP YOU. LET GO OF ME, PSYCHO ! MICHAEL, GET HIM OFF ME !
JUST DOING MY JOB, MAN.
COME HERE ! JUMP, CLAIRE !
- COME ON, COME ON ! - DAMN IT ! CLAIRE, COME HERE !
LET'S GO ! SIMON, SHE'S ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CAR !
WE GOTTA CALL THE COPS. MICHAEL ! LET GO !
WHO ARE YOU ?
MICHAEL !
LET ME GO ! COME ON, COME ON !
CLAIRE, I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO GAG YOU IF YOU'D STOP FIGHTING ME.
WATCH YOUR HEAD.
COME ON !
THEY'RE RIGHT ON OUR ASS ! I KNOW, I KNOW. JUST GET DOWN.
STAY DOWN ! THEY'RE FIRING !
WHY DID YOU GAG HER ? I HAD TO.
SHE WOULDN'T SHUT UP ! A POTATO ? A DAMN POTATO ?
I TRIED GRAPES, BUT SHE KEPT EATING THEM !
THANK GOD I DIDN'T PUT HER IN THE TRUNK.
EXCUSE US, EXCUSE US. MAJOR GUN BATTLE COMING THROUGH.
DO YOU SEE THE FREAKING BUS ?
I SEE IT. JUST LEAN LEFT.
I LOVE THIS CAR !
SIMON, THESE GUYS ARE LIKE MY COLLEGE LOAN OFFICERS. THEY JUST KEEP COMING.
MAYBE HE JUST WANTS SOME GREY POUPON.
- SHUT UP AND LEAN RIGHT. OKAY !
YOU'VE GOT THE BULLETPROOF BOTTOM OPTION ON THERE, RIGHT ?
ENOUGH WITH THE TILTING ! DO YOU GOT A CLOAKING DEVICE ON THIS THING ?
NICE TALKING TO YOU, BUDDY.
JUST PUT YOUR SEAT BELT ON. SEAT BELT ? OH, NOW YOU'RE WORRIED ABOUT ROAD SAFETY.
IT DOESN'T WORK !
I SEE IT !
- WHICH WAY DO YOU WANT ME TO LEAN ? - DON'T LEAN. HOLD ON.
OH, MY GOD, NO !
THIS IS NOT HAPPENING !
SIMON, CAN'T YOU GET A TICKET FOR THIS ?
NO, NO, DON'T MOVE. DON'T SHAKE THE CAR. I'M AFRAID OF HEIGHTS.
- I CAN SEE MY HOUSE.
NO, NO, NO ! THE RED ONE ? MOW YOUR LAWN.
CAUCASIANS.
CLAIRE.
I WORK FOR YOUR DAD. WE'VE RESCUED YOU. YOU WHAT ?
FROM YOUR KIDNAPPERS. WE'VE RESCUED YOU.
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ? SHE MUST HAVE A CONCUSSION.
THE PEOPLE WHO WERE HOLDING YOU FOR RANSOM. WHAT PEOPLE ?
THE WOMAN AT THE WINERY. ARE YOU INSANE ?
SHE WORKS FOR MY BOYFRIEND'S FATHER, YOU... IDIOT ! WHAT ?
- YOUR BOYFRIEND'S FATHER. - BERNARD GABRIELLI. WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ?
I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S TALKING ABOUT. SHE WAS KIDNAPPED.
YOU WERE THERE.
I WAS KIDNAPPED. THERE. YOU SEE ?
- BY YOU TWO FREAKS !
SHE'S SAFE. SHE'S RIGHT HERE. THANK GOD. PUT HER ON.
DADDY ? HONEY, IT'S OKAY. YOU'RE SAFE NOW.
- YOU'RE AMAZING.
I KNOW YOU DON'T APPROVE OF MICHAEL, BUT I LOVE HIM. CAN'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT ?
WHAT'S THIS GOT TO DO WITH MICHAEL ?
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D GO THIS FAR TO KEEP US FROM BEING TOGETHER.
SIR, I THINK SHE'S SUFFERING FROM POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS.
WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO DO WITH HER ? JUST TAKE HER TO THE HOTEL.
I'LL BE THERE IN THE MORNING.
SIR ?
HE WANTS ME TO BRING HER TO THE HOTEL.
GOOD. YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THAT ?
I JUST NEED THE DISK TO TAKE BACK TO FENCE.
IT STAYS HERE. IF GABRIELLI'S WILLING TO TRADE HER LIFE FOR IT,
I WANT TO KNOW WHY.
OH, RIGHT. MICHAEL'S FATHER WAS GONNA KILL ME OVER COMPUTER SOFTWARE.
HERE'S EVERYTHING YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT BERNARD GABRIELLI.
THE GUY'S SORT OF A POPULIST HERO.
HE'S AN OLD-STYLE DOG WHO LEADS A BUNCH OF FANATICS...
TRYING TO GET FRANCE OUT OF CORSICA.
CUTE. PICTURES OF CHELSEA CLINTON.
GIVE ME THAT.
WHY WOULD A GUY LIKE GABRIELLI NEED GUIDANCE SOFTWARE ANYWAY?
ASHTON'S MAN WAS AT THE WINERY. SAMPLING BEAUJOLAIS ?
ASHTON AND GABRIELLI HAVE TO BE DOING A DEAL.
IF ASHTON IS DOING A DEAL, WE'LL KNOW ABOUT IT. WE'RE ALL OVER THAT GUY.
HE WON'T BE ABLE TO COUGH WITHOUT US GIVING HIM A COUGH DROP.
HE WON'T BE ABLE TO SNEEZE WITHOUT US HANDING HIM A KLEENEX.
BECAUSE WE'RE THE DOCTORS OF SURVEILLANCE.
AND THE DOCTORS ARE IN THE HOUSE !
WE'RE IN THE HOUSE. YES. DOCTOR.
DOCTOR. DOCTOR, CHECK MY PULSE.
I'VE HAD A LOT OF ANXIETY AT WORK. I DON'T FEEL APPRECIATED.
UH, TAKE A PIZZA AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING. YOU HAVE THE CURE.
YES. YES, YOU DO. THE DOCTOR'S IN THE HOUSE.
COLONEL, DO US ALL A FAVOR AND TURN THAT FROWN UPSIDE DOWN.
YOU'RE ABOUT TO BECOME A VERY RICH MAN.
AND BY THE LOOKS OF YOUR OVERHEAD, YOU'LL NEED IT.
- LET'S GET THIS OVER WITH.
YOU ACT LIKE THIS IS YOUR FIRST TIME.
RELAX. ENJOY.
BREATHE IN THE MOUNTAIN AIR.
- OF COURSE I DID.
DIDN'T I JUST SAY YOU'RE ABOUT TO BECOME VERY RICH ?
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS IN THE BAG, JELLY BEANS ?
- NO.
I'M SO EXCITED.
THIS IS LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNINGS BACK AT THE ORPHANAGE.
I THINK I'M GOING TO CRY.
COLONEL, YOU'RE THE TOPS OF THE POPS.
DON'T EVER CONTACT ME AGAIN.
DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON ME.
IMPRESSED ?
OF COURSE I'D NEVER DO ANYTHING LIKE THIS TO YOU.
WE'RE BUDDIES. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, BUDDY ?
YES. GOOD.
NOW, I WANT YOU TO FEEL FREE TO JUMP IN...
IF I GET ANY OF THIS WRONG.
YOU DON'T HAVE THE DISK, AND YOU DON'T HAVE THE GIRL.
SHAME. I WAS SO HOPING YOU'D JUMP IN. I DID EVERYTHING I COULD...
TO GET YOU THE DISK.
NEITHER OF US COUNTED ON THE INTERPOL AGENT.
LET ME TAKE CARE OF SIMON. JUST TELL ME WHERE MICHAEL IS.
WHY DO YOU KEEP THREATENING ME WITH MICHAEL ?
I'M ONLY INTERESTED IN MICHAEL BECAUSE HE'LL LEAD ME TO THE GIRL.
THE ARMY. AT THE ARMY WELL. IF YOU DARE HARM HIM--
HE WON'T BE HARMED UNLESS YOU INSIST UPON MAKING ME FIND HIM MYSELF !
AN ACCIDENTAL EXPLOSION AT THIS ABANDONED FRENCH ARMY COMPLEX KILLED 12 MEN.
POSSIBLY CONNECTED TO THE INCIDENT ARE FURTHER REPORTS...
ABOUT A MISSING CLASSIFIED WEAPON...
AND THE MAN WHO DEVELOPED THAT WEAPON, FRENCH ARMY COLONEL JACQUES TELLORE.
- FIND OUT WHAT WEAPON IS MISSING.
A DATE.
GIVE IT A REST, JULIUS. MY NECK'S GETTING TIRED.
- I BOUGHT YOU FLOWERS, BABY.
YOU LOOK GREAT.
REALLY ? DO YOU WANT TO COME IN ? CAN I ?
NO. [ Julius Groans, Hits Floor Again ]
OH, NO.
- I THOUGHT WE'D GO OUT AND GET SOME DINNER. - COME ON, SIMON !
IT'S 3:00 IN THE MORNING. WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
- WE CAN TALK ABOUT YOUR BOSS. - EX-BOSS.
HE FIRED ME AFTER YOU GAVE ME THAT PHONY CD.
PUFF DADDY ? THAT WAS LOW, SIMON, EVEN FOR YOU.
I WAS JUST DOING MY JOB. AND I WAS JUST DOING MINE !
- THAT WAS A $2,000 GOWN. - YOU LOOK BETTER WITHOUT IT.
I'M DONE.
YOU WANT TO KEEP FIGHTING, GO AHEAD.
- YEAH.
THANKS.
I SEE. YOU WANT TO KILL ME, HUH ? OH, YEAH.
FIRST, TELL ME WHY GABRIELLI WANTS MILITARY SOFTWARE.
I REALLY MISS THIS.
I MISS IT TOO.
HEY, TELL ME ABOUT GABRIELLI.
- LATER.
YEAH. RIGHT NOW, I WANT TO WORK OUT.
*
DEAR LORD, WE BESEECH THINE FORGIVENESS ON THIS DAY FOR BEING WRETCHED SINNERS.
PLEASE KNOW THAT WE WANT TO GO ON THE STRAIGHT AND NARROW.
"STRAIGHT AND NARROW." MM-HMM.
KNOW THAT ALL THE PROCEEDS FROM TODAY WILL GO STRAIGHT TO THE ORPHANAGE.
AND WHICH ORPHANAGE WOULD THAT BE ?
THE ONE ON 6-7-8-9-10 AVENUE.
THAT'S A VERY POOR ORPHANAGE.
VERY POOR.
GOD BLESS US. I CALL.
I CALL TOO.
STRAIGHT, TEN HIGH. WHERE'S YOUR MESSIAH NOW, BOYS ?
[ Laughing, Gathering Chips ]
UH, JUDAS, BEFORE YOU GET TOO HAPPY, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS. BAM !
NO !
- AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE TAKING CARE OF THE GIRL ?
THIS IS TRUE. THIS IS TRUE. GO, GO, GO.
IT'S A SHAME THAT YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE CHIPS. GREAT.
SHE'S STILL IN THE BATHROOM. YEAH, GO CHECK ON HER.
ALL RIGHT, CLAIRE, ENOUGH FOOLING AROUND. COME ON OUT. YOU'VE BEEN IN THERE TWO...
NICE ENOUGH FELLOW, BUT A REAL SUCKER.
DAMN IT, CLAIRE. OPEN THE DAMN DOOR !
GREAT !
CLAIRE ! CLAIRE ?
CL-CLAIRE, WAIT.
THIS WHOLE THING IS MY FATHER'S FAULT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN ?
HE DOESN'T WANT US TO BE TOGETHER,
SO HE MADE UP THIS LIE ABOUT YOUR FATHER KIDNAPPING ME-- MY FATHER ?
[ Breathing Deeply, Gasps, Screams ]
- LET'S JUST GET OUT OF HERE.
OH, MY GOD.
MICHAEL ! DON'T ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
MICHAEL !
STOP ! LET GO OF ME !
[ Continues Grunting ]
WANT SOME ? NO.
- TELL ME ABOUT GABRIELLI. - I WAS WONDERING WHEN YOU'D GET TO THAT.
COME ON, SIMON. YOU MUST HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY THAN HIM.
WHATEVER YOU THINK HE IS, HE'S A GUY WITH A GOOD HEART...
WHO'S ONLY TRYING TO PROTECT HIS SON.
WHO IS HE TRYING TO GET THE SOFTWARE FOR IF YOU KNOW THE ANSWERS,
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME ALL THE QUESTIONS ?
- I DON'T HAVE THE PROOF.
SORRY.
- YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS ?
- GIVE ME THE BAD NEWS. - OKAY, THE WEAPON-- WE FOUND OUT WHAT IT DOES.
- I'M LISTENING. IT'S LIKE A LITTLE PORTABLE LASER.
IT HAS A 300-MILE RANGE.
- THE SOFTWARE DESIGNED BY FENCE IS FOR TARGETING, RIGHT
- FORGET IT. GIVE ME THE GOOD NEWS. - THE COLONEL CALLED.
- SO HE LIVES. - AND HE SPEAKS.
HE CALLED TO TELL US HE'S READY TO TALK. WHEN ?
- NOW, AT HIS OFFICE. I'M ON MY WAY.
- I HAVE TO GO. - SAVE IT.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR ?
FOR COMING OVER HERE THINKING YOU'D GET WHAT YOU GOT.
HELLO ?
- NO.
- ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS ASK.
WHAT HAPPENED ? DON'T ASK.
ASK WHAT ? WHAT HAPPENED.
TO US ? NOTHING. WHY DO YOU ASK ? I'M NOT.
NOT WHAT ? ASKING ! YOU TOLD US NOT TO.
NOT TO WHAT ? NOT TO ASK.
NOT TO ASK WHAT ? WHAT HAPPENED.
TO YOU ? NO, TO YOU.
WHAT ABOUT ME ? WHAT HAPPENED ?
I LOST THE GIRL ! YOU WHAT ?
HOW DOES ONE GO ABOUT LOSING AN ENTIRE GIRL ? DON'T ASK.
YOU HEAR THAT ?
YEP. WHAT ?
THAT !
MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE ! LET'S GO DOWN ! IT'S GONNA BE A TIGHT SQUEEZE !
HOLD ON ! WAIT FOR ME ! COME ON ! RUN !
I'M NOT A GOOD RUNNER.
YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO RUN IN THESE SHOES.
COME ON !
GO, GO, GO, GO !
THIS WAY. I HAVE TO EXERCISE MORE.
KEEP UP ! IF I KNEW I WAS GONNA GET SHOT, I WOULD HAVE STARTED TRAINING !
I DON'T WANNA RUN ANYMORE ! MOVE, MOVE, MOVE, MOVE !
THANK YOU FOR COMING, SIMON.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, OLD BOY, DROP YOUR WEAPON.
GUNS MAKE ME NERVOUS. COME ON.
GOOD. NOW KICK IT AWAY LIKE THE LITTLE FOOTBALLER THAT YOU ARE.
OH, GOAL !
- I DON'T HAVE IT.
MY BOYS CHECKED YOUR OFFICE. IT ISN'T THERE EITHER.
DON'T WORRY. I'LL KEEP YOUR FRIENDS ALIVE UNTIL I GET WHAT I WANT.
AS FOR THE COLONEL, HE DIES IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME THE DISK.
I SAID I DON'T HAVE IT.
WHAT A PITY.
[ Microwave Whirring, Bell Dings ]
KEEP RUNNING, MAN. IT'S JUST UP THIS WAY. COME ON.
THIS WAY. COME ON.
GET IN HERE. WHY ARE WE GOING IN HERE ?
WHERE ARE WE GOING ? [ Motorcycles Approaching ]
WHAT'S SO FUNNY ?
WELL, IT'S REALLY NOT THAT FUNNY.
IT'S JUST THAT THAT TUNNEL'S FILLED WITH QUICKSAND.
REALLY ?
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR ? LET'S HIT THE BEACH. NO, NO, NO, YOU GO.
WE'RE GONNA STAY HERE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CYBERLAB.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT US.
WHY NOT BECAUSE I'M SINKING !
I KNEW IT WAS A DAMN RIGHT ! YOU TELLING ME, "GO LEFT."
I WAS WRONG. I'M SORRY ! YOU ALWAYS DAMN WRONG !
YOU'LL TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE ! YOU WON'T FORGIVE ME ! YOU DAMN RIGHT !
STOP MOVING AROUND ! YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE !
MICRO
SIMON. YES ! THIS WAY, MY MAN !
WHERE ARE YOU ?
JUST LOOK FOR THREE FLOATING HEADS IN THE SMOKE !
BIG MAN SINKING FAST ! THERE HE IS !
HEY, MAN. HI, SIMON.
THERE'S THINGS IN HERE, MAN !
DIDN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS LAST TIME ?
- YEAH, YEAH, MAN, BUT--
THEN YOU'LL KNOW WHERE THE QUICKSAND IS.
THEN IT WOULDN'T BE A TRAP. THEY DON'T TEACH US THESE TRICKS IN SPY SCHOOL.
- STOP TALKING.
- 'CAUSE YOU'LL SINK FASTER.
STOP IT ! TALKING SINKS FASTER !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ? WHERE'S CLAIRE ? I LOST CLAIRE.
WHAT TIME IS IT ? MORNING TIME.
GREAT ! I GOTTA CALL MY BOSS !
SIMON ! BIG GUY NEXT !
YOU AIN'T GONNA SAVE A BROTHER ? BIG GUY NEXT.
CALL GREENPEACE. SIMON !
OH, I SEE. YOU GONNA SAVE THE WHITE MAN BUT NOT ME, HUH ?
WHERE IS CLAIRE ?
I, UH-- I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
YOU'RE LYING ! I SAW THEM TAKE HER.
I'M SORRY. THINGS GOT OUT OF HAND.
TELL ME WHERE SHE IS !
DAMN.
LOOKS LIKE ASHTON'S BEEN BUSY.
YEP.
WE'LL TRY AND FIND A FIRST-AID KIT, GET YOU FIXED UP.
OH-- FORGET IT.
THERE'S ONLY ONE THING THAT'LL FIX ME UP.
HEY, SIMON, LOOK. THEY DIDN'T GET THE DISK.
COME ON, SIMON, CHEER UP. IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
I'LL DO MY BUDDHA FOR YOU.
COME ON.
SIMON, CLAIRE'S BEEN KIDNAPPED AGAIN. BY WHO ?
SOME GUY NAMED ASHTON.
FENCE FIRED ME. HE'S GIVING ASHTON THE SOFTWARE HIMSELF TO GET HER BACK.
IF HE GIVES HIM THE SOFTWARE, ASHTON WILL DEFINITELY KILL THEM BOTH.
YEAH, I KNOW, SIMON. IT'S OVER. IT'S ALL OVER.
IT AIN'T OVER.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR FEELINGS ARE ABOUT YOUR FATHER,
BUT I LOVE HIM.
HE'S ABOUT TO MAKE ME A VERY RICH AND POWERFUL MAN.
DOES HE GIVE YOU LOTS OF PRESENTS ?
CLAIRE, DARLING-- OH, YOU'VE BEEN CRYING.
THERE YOU GO.
NOW YOU'RE ALL PRETTY AGAIN.
HOW DO I LOOK ?
WISH ME LUCK. I HAVE A DATE WITH YOUR FATHER.
YOU KNOW I'D LIKE TO HELP YOU, BUT I'D JUST GET IN YOUR WAY.
I UNDERSTAND. IT'S COOL. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
JUST GO HOME, CHILL OUT. I GOT WORK TO DO.
YEAH, BECAUSE OF ME. YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY ? NO. HOLD THIS.
YOU GOT WORK TO DO BECAUSE THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
I SAID I WAS IN THE C.I.A. I WAS NEVER IN THE C.I.A.
I GOT KICKED OUT OF THAT TRAINING CLASS AT LANGLEY.
THAT'S WHY YOU BARELY REMEMBERED ME. I'M A LIAR ! MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE !
ME GETTING OUT OF HERE IS THE ONLY CHANCE CLAIRE'S GOT.
YOU HAVE A LOT OF PERSONAL ISSUES, DON'T YOU ?
TELL ME ABOUT IT. DON'T YOU THINK I WANT TO HELP YOU ?
DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW HOW MUCH YOU NEED MY HELP ?
I'M JUST NO GOOD !
DON'T JUST STAND THERE. GET THE DOOR !
ALL RIGHT, NOBODY MOVE ! I'M MICHAEL GABRIELLI.
I'M SIMON. THIS IS NICK.
I KNOW WHO YOU ARE. IF YOU REALLY WORK FOR CLAIRE'S FATHER,
LIKE SHE SAYS YOU DO, YOU WILL HELP ME GET HER BACK.
I SAID DON'T MOVE !
WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MAN ?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THIS GUY ! THIS GUY'S TROUBLE !
SIMON, YOU ARE SIGNING YOUR DEATH WARRANT. THIS KID'S BAD NEWS.
IT'S WRITTEN ALL OVER HIS FACE SURE, IT'S IN FRENCH, BUT I CAN STILL READ IT.
LET'S GO.
OH, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE DRAGGING ME INTO THIS.
I THOUGHT YOU HAD SOMEWHERE TO GO LIKE HOME.
AND LEAVE YOU ALONE WITH THIS PSYCHOPATH ? I DON'T THINK SO.
I GOT MY EYE ON YOU, SO NO FUNNY STUFF.
YOU'RE LATE !
MR. FENCE, I PRESUME.
CLAIRE HAS TOLD ME SO MUCH ABOUT YOU.
DO YOU HAVE THE DISK ?
YES. WHERE'S MY DAUGHTER ?
SHE'S SHOPPING AT GUCCI'S.
OH, NO, THAT'S RIGHT.
SHE'S TIED UP IN MY LIBRARY. NOW GIVE ME THE DISK.
ALL RIGHT. NOW TAKE ME TO HER.
SORRY. NO CAN DO.
YOU WAIT HERE WHILE I CHECK THIS LITTLE PUPPY OUT.
IF THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG WITH THIS, I'LL BE BACK...
WITH HER HANDS !
[ Bleating, Bells Clanging ]
HOW MUCH TO SAVE THEM FROM THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE, MY SON ?
FORTY PIECES OF GOLD.
I'LL GIVE YOU THIRTY. FORTY PIECES OF GOLD.
THIRTY PIECES-- FORTY PIECES OF GOLD !
WELL... IT'S AN AWFULLY HIGH PRICE TO PAY FOR SALVATION !
GIVE ME THE STAFF. I'LL BE ON-- NO.
I GOT THE SHEEP. I NEED A STAFF FOR THE SHEEP ! NO ! NO !
FORTY PIECES OF GOLD-- IT SHOULD COME WITH A STICK !
GIVE ME THIS !
HELLO, MY FLOCK. HAVE I GOT A MISSION FOR YOU !
COME ON ! WE'RE GOING TO GET ASHTON.
WHERE YOU GOING ? STOP RUNNING !
DO-DO I LOOK LIKE I CAN RUN A MARATHON ? GET OVER HERE !
HOLD UP ! WAIT FOR ME !
WAIT ! NO, OVER HERE ! TALK TO ME, GUYS !
WHAT IS THIS, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS ?
I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU.
* WHEN I KISS YOUR LIPS
* IT'S LIKE I'VE JUST TOUCHED FIRE *
* OH, NAUGHTY BOY CAN YOU BE TRUE *
COME ON, FELLAS.
REMEMBER, THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD, AND I'M YOURS.
NOW, STICK TOGETHER. CLOSELY, NOW.
YOU, BACK THERE, HURRY UP ! GET UP NEAR ME.
I WANT YOU TO BE BRAVE SHEEP.
EVERY SHEEP DIES, BUT NOT EVERY SHEEP REALLY LIVES.
FOLLOW ME !
DON'T BE AFRAID.
COME ON. THAT'S IT.
* A LOOK INTO YOUR EYES
* FILLS ME WITH THIS MAD DESIRE *
DON'T WORRY. I'M NOT GONNA LET THEM HURT YOU.
JUST BLOCK THE WAY, AND I'LL DO THE REST.
WHAT THE DEVIL ARE THEY DOING, XIN XIN ?
[ Micro Chattering, Sheep Bleating ] REMOVE THEM !
IT'S A BRIDGE, NOT A PETTING ZOO ! HERE, FELLAS.
NOT TOO CLOSE. I'M ALLERGIC TO WOOL.
STAY WITH ME.
I WON'T LET THE BAD MEN HURT YOU. MAKE ME PROUD.
GOT A PROBLEM, BROTHER ? YES, THE SHEEP ! MOVE THEM !
THE SHEEP ARE MEEK, AND BLESSED ARE THE MEEK FOR THEY SHALL INHERIT--
XIN XIN, I'D BE LYING IF I SAID THIS DIDN'T LOOK LIKE TROUBLE.
TELL THEM TO MOVE THAT TRUCK !
GET BACK.
GET BACK !
OH, MY GOD !
OUT OF THE CAR, ASHTON.
HAVE YOU SEEN MY STAFF ? HERE YOU GO !
AND THAT'S FOR YOU ! AND THAT !
I'LL SAY A HAIL MARY FOR HIM.
THIS IS FOR YOU !
OH, GOSH. HELP !
SIMON ! SIMON.
- SIMON ! - GET US THE DICKENS OUT OF HERE !
SIMON ! COME HELP ME !
I FEAR NO EVIL FOR HE IS AT MY SIDE.
COME BACK HERE AND FIGHT, YOU COWARDS !
- HELLO.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DROP OFF THE SHEEP AND GO BACK TO THE LAB.
I KNOW, SIMON, BUT I WAS ONLY TRYING TO HELP.
YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ALWAYS SAYING I SHOULD GET MORE EXERCISE.
- JUST... GET BACK TO THE LAB. - O-OKAY.
NICK, CAN YOU HEAR ME ?
HEY, BUDDY, WHAT'S UP ?
ARE YOU INSIDE THE CASTLE YET ?
UH, YEAH, I'M ON MY WAY. I'M ALMOST THERE.
I'M HAVING A CONVERSATION.
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU ? BIRD GO ON YOUR EYE ?
THERE YOU ARE ! IT'S ME.
IF YOU'RE NOT TOO BUSY, I'M HAVING A SPOT OF TROUBLE.
BE A DEAR AND SEND SOMEONE TO HELP.
LOOK ! LOOK ! WE DID IT ! WE WON !
THESE GUYS ARE RUNNING AWAY !
MIKEY ! MIKEY ! YOU SEE IT ? THEY'RE RUNNING AWAY !
NOBODY'S GOT THE BALLS TO FIGHT WITH NICK MORANDA !
MIKEY
[ Machine Guns Firing, Bullets Ricocheting ]
- I CAN ALWAYS USE SOME HELP.
GO GET ASHTON. I'LL HELP YOU WITH CLAIRE.
CONGRATULATIONS, BOSS !
YOU FINALLY GOT THE SOFTWARE !
DUCK !
OOH.
I KNOW WHERE CLAIRE IS.
HEY, I GOT A SECRET.
NICE TALKING TO YOU.
[ Gunfire, Glass Shattering ]
ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? NOW I'M ALL RIGHT.
HOLD IT ! IT'S COOL, NICK. I'M ON YOUR SIDE.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
TRACKING COORDINATES SUBSYSTEMS ACTIVATED.
READY TO ACCEPT TARGETING INPUT.
HOW FABULOUS OF YOU TO PAY US A VISIT, SIMON.
YOU'RE JUST IN TIME TO SEE MY NEW TOY.
I CALL IT: "ASHTON'S SUPER WEAPON OF DEATH."
- NOT REALLY.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW ? YOU'RE JUST AN INTERPOL AGENT.
GUESS WHAT WE'RE GOING TO BLOW UP FIRST ?
YOUR EGO ? NO, BUT NICE TRY, SAILOR.
- THE EIFFEL TOWER !
- BECAUSE IT'S BIG...
AND IT'S DELICIOUS AND I'M TIRED OF LOOKING AT IT.
WHEN I'VE DAZZLED THEM WITH MY NEW TOY'S ABILITIES...
PEOPLE WILL START PAYING ME LOTS OF MONEY TO DESTROY THINGS FOR THEM.
I'VE NEVER BEEN AN EMPLOYEE BEFORE, BUT I THINK I MIGHT LIKE IT.
LAST CALL FOR ALL TOURISTS...
TO LOOK AT THE EIFFEL TOWER.
HEY, SIMON, C-CAN YOU HEAR ME ?
IT'S THE BEE. YEAH. ASHTON'S AT THE KEYBOARD.
OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
GO ON ! STUPID INSECT !
TARGET IS ACQUIRED. - TEATIME !
STUPID BEE ! YOU'RE JUST A FLY WITH A STINGER ON YOUR ASS !
I'D INVITE YOU ON HOLIDAY WITH ME, BUT THERE JUST ISN'T ANY ROOM.
- HE WAS GOING TO DRIVE !
RIGHT NOW, I'LL CONCENTRATE ON KILLING YOU.
TARGET IS LOCKED. STAND BY TO FIRE.
SO LONG, SIMON !
[ Electricity Crackling Groaning, Alarm Sounding ]
OOH ! OW ! OOH ! OW !
POWER MODULE GATE IS UP. THIS IS NOT A GOOD THING.
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING !
ALL PERSONNEL, PLEASE EVACUATE THE FACILITY.
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ?
THAT'S OUR SIMON. THAT'S OUR SIMON.
MAY YOUR FIRST CHILD BE A MASCULINE CHILD.
UNLESS IT'S A GIRL.
IN WHICH CASE, MAY SHE BE A FEMININE CHILD.
AMEN, BROTHER.
GOOD-BYE.
[ Guests Shouting Farewells, Congratulations In French ]
DON'T DRIVE TOO FAST.
IT'S DONE ! THEY NEVER SAW ME COMING.
I WAS AMAZING. THE BAD GUYS WENT DOWN !
GOOD. SO, WHAT NOW ?
YOU WANT TO DEBRIEF ME OR SOMETHING ?
NO, NO, NO.
I GOT A DATE. YEAH. BYE-BYE, NICK.
WHAT ? COME ON, SIMON. WHERE ARE YOU GOING ?
THIS WAS MY FIRST SOLO MISSION. DON'T YOU WANT TO HEAR ALL THE DETAILS ?
COME ON !
NICE TALKING TO YOU.
WHAT'S WRONG, NICHOLAS ? SIMON.
IT'S MY FIRST MISSION, AND HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
HE'S PREOCCUPIED. IT'S A WEDDING !
LOVE IS IN THE AIR ! YEAH.
DON'T FEEL BAD, NICK.
MICRO'S FIRST MISSION GOT HIM THE NICKNAME "FREE WILLY."
NO, REALLY ? HOW WAS THAT ?
SIMON HAD ME WORKING UNDERCOVER AT A STRIP JOINT.
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. YOU WERE A STRIPPER ?
ACTUALLY, I PREFER THE TERM "EXOTIC DANCER."
"FREE WILLY" WAS MY STAGE NAME.
SOMETIMES IT WAS "WHITE CHOCOLATE," IF I WAS FEELING SASSY.
YOU'RE IN A G-STRING. WHERE YOU GONNA HIDE A WIRE ? ARE YOU KIDDING ME ?
I GOT PLACES TO HIDE A WIRE, IF THEY FIND IT, THEY CAN HAVE IT.
"GENTLEMEN, COMING TO THE STAGE, FREE WILLY !"