*
Two men eat dinner in a restaurant.
One is a big guy. The other is short and nerdy. Like you guys.
Hey, you don't know what we really look like.
The two men have the same meal and order identical drinks.
The little guy gulps his down quick
while the big guy sips his slowly.
The big guy then walks out the restaurant and drops dead.
One of the drinks is poisoned.
She said they were identical drinks.
PUZZLEBOI: What if the big guy walks out the wrong door
and drops to his death. It's a rooftop restaurant.
Wrong again, Puzzleboi. Moriarty?
Give me a sec.
It has something to do with how long it takes them to drink.
Good.
Okay, I'll give you a hint... Ice...
PUZZLEBOI: Ice, huh?
MORIARTY: The ice cubes were poisoned. Not the drinks.
Which is why the big guy dies.
He sips his drink slowly allowing the ice cubes to melt.
You got it.
Claire.
I'm getting married in two days. Look what you're serving.
Where's the low-fat yoghurt?
Right next to the chocolate croissants.
Exactly. I need you to tell me I can't have one.
I'm sorry. You can't have one.
You won't fit into your wedding dress.
You're supposed to be helping me, Claire, not tempting me.
You're right. Here, have an apple.
As my maid of honour, I need you to be by my side,
not playing games on the computer.
Monica! It's taken care of.
You're going to have a beautiful wedding.
Come on, I'll show you.
Wow!
It's beautiful!
So, the guests will sit here, facing the window.
And you and Danny stand there and looking gorgeous.
Picture perfect.
Of course.
Hey.
Do I get some of that action?
Good morning, groom.
You kids want some coffee?
I was going to make... some for myself...
Anyone else?
I can't believe you slept in.
Did I miss something?
Your wife-to-be was in full panic mode.
I wasn't. Tell him, I wasn't.
She wasn't...
(Laughing)
Listen, I figure tonight we could have
a little pre-wedding party. Sound good?
Sweet.
Are there gonna be strippers?
Don't think so.
I could wear open-toed shoes, if that helps.
It might.
Just think, in two days
we are going to be Mr. and Mrs. Lovell.
Claire set up a honeymoon suite for us.
And we have the entire island to ourselves.
It's the best wedding gift ever.
Does it include the mountain bike by the shed?
Be my guest.
Your friend's hot.
Monica. Monica!
Watch this!
Watch this! Watch--
Watch. I'm gonna go.
Oh!
Wow...
So cute.
He's got energy.
You two are the same. You both love games.
Try to look happy for me.
I am!
You don't look it.
Well, no one looks as happy as the bride.
You should've married Jeff. He was crazy about you.
I don't think so. Why do you think I moved up here.
You love him.
Past tense. Ancient history.
DANNY: Monica!
Woo! Yeah!
(Laughing)
You know who likes you? Danny's brother, Sam.
He's so cute, and he into computers!
Maybe he'd like your little puzzles.
WOMAN: I've got a puzzle.
Who is making so much freakin' noise so early in the morning?
It's 10:00,
and Danny's allowed to have fun.
You want your bridesmaids to look rested or ugly-ass?
Hi, Claire.
Hey.
Monica, I need my sleep.
Um, Claire's having a party tonight. You gonna come?
Yeah...
We're on an island. What else am I going to do?
Here's to the best wedding ever.
Cheers.
Coffee.
Ow!
Oh, that hurt. Woo!
(Music playing)
ALL: Cheers!
(Coughing)
Woo!
How long have you two known each other?
Forever.
Yep. Sometimes feels like that.
We're like Siamese twins. Like you and Danny.
Except for the brothers part.
Danny and I aren't really that close.
Actually, Sammy introduced me to Danny.
He's responsible for everything.
Hey, I take no blame here.
Daddy! Over here!
Aren't you going to toast your soon-to-be-married daughter?
I need to speak to Danny first.
Do you know where he is?
I don't keep track of him.
I think he's in the office.
I don't want you two fighting.
We're not gonna fight. It's business.
I'll be right back.
Well, it's the day before the day before my wedding.
Isn't someone gonna toast the bride-to-be?
I will.
You are such a sweetie.
Tequila?
You know, you should really go talk to Claire.
You guys have so much in common, and she's crazy about mysteries.
FATHER: I don't want you marrying my daughter.
DANNY: And so you say.
But if this is the best you can do, forget it.
You're wasting my time.
I'm not finished talking to you.
We'll talk about it after the wedding, Dad.
Cheers. Cheers.
Oh!
Danny! Too slow, nerd!
I brought snacks.
Oh!
Look at you!
Danny! Leave Sam alone!
Caught in the web! You're caught in the web!
Come on, tell Claire that Sam's perfect for her.
Him? Never.
Come on, Sam, take some pictures.
Get up and be useful.
Picture time!
SAM: Get together.
MONICA: Tracy! Dad!
SAM: Come on. Say "cheese!"
Cheese!
Wedding!
Hey, good one. Daddy, come here, Pops.
It's a party!
You like this?
MONICA: Look at the two of you!
It's one of my favourites.
Whoa!
Siamese twins!
SAM: You look beautiful in that one.
Thank you!
This is my favourite! Look at you two!
I want to download these.
Yeah, I can put them on Claire's computer if you want.
I'd love that.
Yeah, sure. Do you have, like, a USB or an SD card reader?
Oh, you figure it out. He's so smart!
...15 hours.
Your brother seems really nice.
My brother's too stupid to know what's good for him.
Not like you, huh?
No, I know what's good for me.
Danny.
Can you come over here? I need to talk to you.
Can you just... hold on?
Oh, yeah. Great. Thanks.
DANNY: What? What's so important? I'm just talking to Claire.
MONICA: The honeymoon suite!
CLAIRE: Yeah? I'm so glad you like it.
You want some rose petals?
Thanks. I'm not hungry.
You're happy, right? With Danny.
Of course, I'm happy. I'm getting married.
Why do you say things like that?
I'm just asking.
You're always just asking.
Just because you're not getting married...
Monica, relax. I'm so happy for you.
Look at me. This is my happy face.
You should call Jeff. You two were great together.
It ended a year ago, and it didn't end well.
But you still think about him, right?
I'll bet you remember his number.
Call him.
Don't be such a chicken.
You can't just pick up a phone and call an ex-boyfriend.
He'll think you're serious.
Oh, so you like being lonely?
Give me the phone...
It's his machine.
Say something sexy.
Hey Jeff...
It's Claire...
Puzzleboi, where's Moriarty?
Didn't you hear? He got murdered.
He asked you to solve it.
Can't. I've got a wedding to throw. You do it for me.
All right, detective. We'll talk tomorrow.
Okay.
I need sleep.
No more mysteries tonight.
No more dramas...
No more...
Oh no...
Jeff called me back...
That's what you wanted.
...Six times.
I suddenly remember why we're not together.
Why did you let me call him?
Because you wanted to! And you can thank me now...
I invited him to the wedding.
When?!
Last night. He called me too.
He wanted to make sure you didn't have a guy in your life.
I thought it was sweet.
You wanna spend the rest of your life with trees?
Yes. That's exactly what I want to do.
I'm getting married. You're supposed to bring a date.
I got you one. Smile.
DANNY: I don't know where it is.
TRACY: You had it last night. I want it back.
I don't have it now. Leave it. Not here.
Don't talk to me like you talk her.
Will you just relax?
Tracy?
Have you seen Tracy?
Coming!
I wanna do our facials. How about you, Claire?
I'd love to, but I have to go into town, pick up some stuff.
Trust me, I did you a favour.
Jeff's great. I've always liked him.
Where were you?
Just taking a walk.
*
Oh...
Claire...
Jeff!
Hi.
Did you get my message?
I did. All six of them.
Yeah...
Monica invited me to the wedding.
Is that okay with you?
Of course.
Why wouldn't I want my ex at my best friend's wedding?
You got enough groceries?
Yeah. I'm throwing the wedding.
I mean, a caterer is doing most of it but--
Why are you doing all this?
I'm the host. It's at my place. My grandfather's really.
Remember my grandfather owns a resort, on an island.
You live on an island?
Shadow Island Resort. I run it now.
Really? Yeah.
Okay, we need to catch up.
You wanna grab a drink?
Oh... A quick one.
Coffee? Tea?
Ice cream?
I've never been here before. You can...
...show me the sight.
Snob.
Are you still writing?
Trying to. I'll get back to it when things calm down.
Right now I'm a little... blocked.
You still like those mysteries?
That's right. You always hated them.
I didn't hate them. I just wasn't any good at them.
How did you get up here so fast? We only called last night.
I was visiting my brother.
He moved about an hour away from here.
It's not that far.
So you're running the resort now?
How do you get into town? You don't take a boat.
ATV. The lake's already frozen solid on the west side.
ATV? You drive an ATV?
That's impressive.
Well, I don't want to brag
but I've gotten pretty handy.
Oh, really?
Handy like that time we rented that cabin in Vermont,
and I asked you to put the heat on.
And I turned the gas on, I remember.
But you forgot to light it.
Because where I live,
there's this little thing called a clicker switch.
Is that what they call it?
About 10 minutes later, you light a match
and I think you almost blew the roof clean off.
I was so scared, I think I actually jumped back ten feet.
What about me? I was penciling my eyebrows on for six months.
You want a ride?
Wow!
What do you think?
Seems pretty good. I think we should keep riding.
Ah! All right.
(Laughing)
Sorry. Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.
Are you trying to get the bag of groceries?
All right, move! I got it.
Follow me.
Hey, I'm back!
Guess who I ran into?
Ta-da! Hey Monica.
Hi. Good to see you.
Nice to see you, too.
What's wrong?
I just need to freshen up.
Danny Lovell. Nice to meet you.
Jeff Doyle.
Danny, what's wrong with Monica?
You know how she gets.
Nerves.
I'll be right back.
What did you say to her?
Is he your boyfriend?
Ex-boyfriend. We were talking about Monica.
You know you're better looking than she is.
You didn't tell her that. I hope.
Maybe.
Is this a game for you?
Monica says you like games.
I'll bet you think you're the smartest one in the room.
What did you say to her?
Why does it have to be something I said?
I'm sorry.
Friends?
What are you doing!?
You like mysteries.
Figure it out.
If you don't want to be here, then just go.
I'm trying to make you see reason.
Oh, really?!
It looks like you're trying to make things more complicated.
Sorry.
It's okay. We're finished.
I'm so sick of people telling me I shouldn't marry Danny.
Don't do this to me. Not you too.
He just kissed me.
He was joking, Claire.
He was being friendly.
Why do you always have to assume the worst?
That's not fair.
Try to be my friend, okay.
Just try to be my friend.
What, are you following me?
Can't walk in the woods?
You're Claire's friend?
That's right. I saw you kissing her.
Uh, she was kissing me.
That's not how it looked to me.
What's your problem, buddy?
I'm not your buddy.
You really think you should be doing that?
Aren't you getting married soon?
It's none of your business.
I want you to leave her alone.
Uh-huh. Anything else?
No. That's all.
He was being a tease. He's like that.
He's always trying to get a reaction.
He thinks you're stuck-up, okay? He said as much to me.
Well, that makes me feel better.
JEFF: Hey.
I need to speak to you.
It's important.
JEFF: He must be drunk or something. I don't know. He fell over.
CLAIRE: Why didn't you just carry him back to the lodge?
You don't leave the groom in the middle of the woods!
I know, Clair. He's a big guy.
I wasn't going to throw him over my shoulders.
Where is he?
He was here.
I swear. He's gone!
Maybe you got it wrong.
I know what I saw.
He probably got up and staggered back in.
Maybe.
But you don't think so?
You're telling me everything?
He was there. And now he's gone. That's all I know.
I'll keep looking for him.
I'll go look for him in the lodge.
I'll call you if I need help. Okay.
Hi.
Hey.
You want some tea? I just made it.
I'm okay, thanks.
Look, have you seen Danny around?
No. And I don't want to.
Not before I walk down the aisle. It's bad luck.
Right.
Can I ask you something?
When I came back from town with Jeff, you were upset. Why?
Danny said Dad was trying to pressure him to not marry me.
I told him, accept us, both of us, or go away.
I'm not going to let my father get Danny away from me.
It's not going to happen.
Hey.
I'm into the booze. Hope you don't mind.
You paid for it. Get your fair share.
Have you seen Danny?
He's the last person I'd be looking for.
A friend of mine said he got drunk and stumbled in the woods.
I don't want him to get hurt.
That makes one of us.
Let me ask you something.
Why are you letting her marry him?
You know he's not good for her.
She loves him.
And that's good enough.
You've never loved someone who was no good for you.
People change.
Let me tell you something. People never change.
(Rattling)
Danny?!
What are you doing?
Get out of here.
This is Danny's room.
Get out of my way!
PUZZLEBOI: You want a wedding puzzle?
Yeah.
A bride and groom are on their honeymoon.
In the suite is a cigarette,
an apple and a pile of pebbles.
The groom is dead.
Is that you, Puzzleboi?!
Is what me?
I just got a message.
If it's you, it's not very funny.
If it was me, it would be funny. What does it say?
Jeff?
Jeff!
Jeff, wake up!
Claire?
Something weird's going on.
Are you all right?
Yeah, just come with me.
Oh, God! You wanna cover up?
What? Like you've never seen me naked before.
Just put your shorts on.
All right.
JEFF: What does this mean?
It means Monica's getting married in sixteen hours
and the groom disappeared.
What is this site?
It's my mystery page. I have a group of friends.
We post crime puzzles to each other online.
Don't judge me, okay. I live on an island. It helps me write.
Okay, so maybe it's one of your website people?
Maybe it's Danny playing some kind of stupid joke.
Should I call the cops?
And say what? The groom's a jerk.
Monica's going to blame me.
Oh, hey, hey, hey... This is not your fault.
Her fiancÃ© took a runner
and clues are popping up on my web site.
It sure looks like my fault.
I've got to tell her.
No, no... Look... It's 2:00 a.m. All right?
If Danny's still playing hide and seek when we get up,
then, yeah, you tell her.
If you want, I'll go outside and I'll keep looking for him.
No, it's too dark. There's no point.
Okay.
Well, there's gotta be something I can do to help.
You're not helping.
Maybe just a little.
(Laughing)
Very funny.
*
Jeff?
(Knocking)
Come in. What are you knocking for?
Morning!
Oh! I thought you were Jeff.
You slept with Jeff last night?
We were catching up.
Is that what they call it? You can thank me later.
Now get up. I'm getting married today.
If I'm up, everyone is.
Monica, it's 7:30. The guests won't be here until 4:00.
Hello! Hair. Make-up. Manicures. All the decorations.
Plus, I still have to fit into my dress.
Plus, we have to find the groom...
(Phone vibrating)
("Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" playing)
What the hell?
(Singing) Twinkle, twinkle, little star...
Hey Sam.
Hey.
Have you seen Danny this morning?
He's probably asleep.
He's not.
Who are you texting?
Hm?
Oh, uh... No one.
Little star...
Star shine...
Star Wars...
Star light, star bright...
Starbright!
Danny! Are you in here?
If this is a joke, it's not funny.
Monica's going to be furious.
* I know a place where we can go *
* There's a willow 'side a babbling brook *
Hello?!
* Hello tender kisses goodbye tenderhooks *
* You'll be the sweetest girl I ever took *
* There's a big boulder, makes the perfect spot *
* For cooling our feet when the day gets hot *
* And when we outgrow that stream I know *
* There's a raging river with a rou-- *
(Music stops)
Mr. Johnson!
What are you doing out here?
I was out for a walk; I heard the music.
You didn't just turn the music on?
Why would I do that?
Is everything all right?
I'm not sure.
Danny was in here. This is his hat.
You didn't see him on your way in?
I didn't see anyone.
Ta-da!
You didn't do this.
No. I'm good at other things.
Speaking of which...
Yes... I had a good time last night.
I went to get you some breakfast,
but when I got back you were gone.
I got a new clue.
Ooh. The mystery thickens.
The plot thickens. The mystery deepens.
Danny's playing some kind of game.
You said that last night.
I was right.
Why would he be doing that?
I rejected him. He thinks I'm stuck up. To make a point.
What's the point? He's getting married.
I don't know! But that's what he's doing!
He leaves me a clue and I find this.
He wants me to look for him, Jeff, I don't know why.
Maybe I should call the police.
And have the groom arrested for screwing up his own wedding?
It's not against the law.
It should be.
Danny's getting married in six hours.
If he's playing some kind of a joke,
he's going to show up laughing at everybody,
especially you.
This is not working, okay? Just stop.
I'm sorry. I'm just a little bit nervous.
You like Danny, don't you?
Yeah.
Has he ever made a pass at you?
I don't mean a real pass, I know he hasn't done that.
More of a kidding-pass.
...No.
Danny told me that my Dad tried to buy him off.
How embarrassing is that?
He didn't take the money, did he?
No!
Well, that means he'd rather be with you.
You're right.
(Beeping)
It's Sam.
He's always sending me messages.
I'm surprised Danny hasn't popped in his head just yet.
He's not supposed to. It's bad luck.
Well, if I was getting married,
I would want the groom-to-be to sneak in,
steal a kiss...
He's probably just... tied up.
(Muffled yelling)
10,000. Danny Lovell.
Are you okay?
Look, we're not really friends,
so let's just try to get through this.
Have you seen Danny?
I have no interest in seeing Danny.
So why were you in Danny's room yesterday looking for something?
That's not important.
Monica's freaking out because she can't find her comfy shoes.
That's important.
She doesn't want to wear her high heels until the ceremony.
Tracy, are you pregnant?
Why would you say that?
Mind your own business.
What is it?
Another clue.
What's it supposed to mean?
It looks like a flower.
And this just popped up on your website?
Uh-huh.
Claire, are you sure that one of these website people
isn't here on the island?
The whole point of the internet is they're out there, not here.
That's crazy.
It makes as much sense as Danny sabotaging his own wedding.
Okay, Jeff, if you're not going to help, then go.
Okay, so... Flower.
Flower power.
A bouquet of flowers.
Hey, bouquet of flowers. That ties in with the wedding.
There are a lot of people who don't like Danny.
Monica's father hates him.
Sam, the brother-- You can't say anything about Danny
without him getting defensive. Tracy...
So what you're saying is you don't think it's Danny.
You think it's someone else.
I'm just exploring other options.
Look at you.
You're enjoying this.
You're acting all Sherlock Holmes-y.
My best friend is about to have the best day of her life ruined.
And you're getting off on it.
You're sexy when you get all excited.
Last night, we were just having fun. Right?
Okay, so... Don't get your hopes up.
Amongst other things.
I have to...
I know.
You got your big mystery to solve.
What do you say?
You need a Watson for your Sherlock?
This way.
Okay, so what are we looking for exactly?
If I knew, it wouldn't be much of a mystery.
Claire!
When are you getting ready?
The guests are going to be here any minute!
I mean, what time is it?
11:30.
Okay in four and a half hours.
I hate today. I want it over.
So do I.
What are you guys doing?
Oh, nothing.
Shouldn't you be supervising the caterer?
Come on! There's stuff to do.
And we are doing it!
We're... checking the flower arrangements.
...Floral arrangements.
I thought you did that already.
Oh, yeah, I did.
You're making no sense.
What about the photographer? When's he coming?
Jeff, could you do me a favour
and find some more bows for the chairs? Thanks.
So... You're getting married.
Yes. You always had a good grasp on the obvious, Jeff.
I like that about you.
Sam!
It's a bit nippy out there.
What were you doing? Were you spying on me?
No!
That's what it looked like.
Have you seen Danny?
Every time I see you, you ask me that.
Because he's missing!
Really?!
You don't seem surprised.
He probably changed his mind about Monica.
Maybe he's done the right thing for once.
Monica's not going to be too happy about it.
She'll get over it.
(Phone vibrating)
I keep seeing you texting.
Is it work? What's so important?
Monica says you like mysteries.
Flowers.
Looking for someone?
Something. It's a game... sort of.
How's Monica doing?
Nervous. You should go talk to her.
She doesn't want to speak to me.
She thinks I'm trying to hurt her.
You and I both know that I'm trying to help her.
How are you doing that?
By hurting her, of course.
What does this look like to you?
No idea.
You didn't send it to me?
I wouldn't know how. What is it?
A flower. This room has the flowers.
So what am I missing?
Maybe you should stop playing games and help your friend.
It's not a flower.
I'm getting married in four hours
and everyone's disappeared.
I can't talk right now. I have to go to the boathouse.
Why?
I'll come with you.
No... I'm getting chairs for the reception.
You'll get your nails dirty. Stay here and try to relax.
Why do I feel like there's something
you're not telling me?
It's kind of complicated.
You should start getting dressed.
How am I supposed to put my dress on
when no one's helping me!
Tracy will help.
I haven't seen her for hours.
I have to go. Sam will help. Sam!
I don't want Sam helping me. Why are you calling him?
He's never all that far away. He likes to spy on you.
Me! Claire, he likes you. He's always asking about you.
He's asking about me so he can get closer to you.
Really?!
Monica, stay warm. Have a mimosa.
I'll be back in a minute.
*
Anyone in here?
What do you want?
Come on, dude. Look, I'm a good guy.
I'm getting married.
Is this about Tracy?
I didn't know she was pregnant.
Is it about Monica?
Look, what do you want!?
It's okay if I join you?
Only if that massage continues.
Monica's not going to be happy.
Slacking off on the day of her wedding?
No choice. I pulled a muscle in my back.
The same spot I always get.
I remember. You have so many sensitive spots.
Hoo!
Ah... That's good.
It can be whole lot better.
I don't know how far we can go with a wedding with no groom.
I say he still shows up.
If Danny didn't want to marry Monica,
he could've just walked away.
He's a jerk. You said so yourself.
The guy went and got Tracy pregnant.
Wait, I never said that. When did I tell you that?
...Danny must have told me. Guy talk.
So why didn't you tell me?
Guy talk. You knew already!
You didn't know I knew.
Why would you keep that from me?
Claire, you're making my head spin.
And you're keeping secrets again.
That's what you do. I don't like it.
Lighten up. You're supposed to like mysteries.
This is too fast. Stop.
We're just having some fun.
Yeah. We were having fun because I'm saying yes.
Now I'm saying no.
I was just trying to help.
I went a year without your help. I can go a little longer.
Don't get all upset.
I'm not.
How do I look?
You look beautiful.
Can we get more flowers here? Thanks.
Are there going to be enough chairs?
Can we rustle up some more?
The carpet needs to be straightened.
We don't want the bride tripping down the aisle. Thanks.
Did you talk to Monica?
She doesn't want to talk to me.
Yes, she does. Come with me. Wish her luck.
She'll need it.
And don't say things like that.
I'm right though.
Trying to bribe the groom with $10,000 is not right.
I saw the ripped-up cheque.
At least it proves he can't be bought.
That's good, right? He loves her.
Danny Lovell tore up that cheque because he wanted more.
Slow down. For Monica.
Why are women attracted to men who do more harm than good?
(Knocking)
Oh, my God, you look so beautiful!
Thank you!
How's everything looking downstairs?
Nice.
Nice?
Stunning.
Let me see you two together.
You look amazing.
We look like snow cones.
Do you mind if I have a minute alone with Monica?
I'll go get a drink.
Maybe you shouldn't be drinking. Considering...
I've got something I really have to say
and I don't know how to say it.
I don't want to hear it.
I'm serious, Claire. It's about Danny, right?
I don't want to know.
Monica...
Claire, please don't ruin this day for me, Claire.
I'm not trying to ruin anything.
Whatever it is, it can wait. Or fix it.
As my maid of honour,
I want you to do one of those two things for me.
Wait or fix it. Thanks.
Okay. What is it?
It's Jeff.
I shouldn't have slept with him. It was a big mistake.
That's what you want to talk about?
He hasn't changed. He's still possessive, on edge.
Dump him. I never liked him anyway.
(Phone beeping)
What about Danny? Have you seen him?
What does he look like in his tux?
I'll let you know when I find him-- when I bump into him.
Claire!
I just have to check on your cake.
What is this?
Did you tell her?
You should.
I can't.
Tracy, Danny's the father. She has to know.
Why?
He doesn't want the baby!
I showed him the ultrasound.
He threw it out.
He's better off with her.
I'm sorry.
I'm fine.
I've seen that picture before.
The background's changed.
I know that spot.
Danny!
Danny! Are you here?!
This joke's gone too far.
You're going to hurt someone.
Danny?
(Screaming)
Help!
Anyone!
Claire! Is that you?
Jeff! Jeff, over here!
Hurry!
Just get me up!
Come here. Give me your hand. Give me your hand.
I've got it.
I gotcha. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
I got you.
I was pushed. I could've been killed...
It's a good thing that I was here.
Thank you!
You didn't see anyone?
No.
Do you have a phone on you?
Why?
I want to call the police. Someone tried to kill me.
Maybe it's part of the game.
If it is, I don't want to play anymore!
Jeff, just give me your phone.
I don't have one on me. You don't have a phone?
I'm wearing a bridesmaid's dress!
Where am I going to put it?!
Claire, what were you doing out here, anyways?
I was following a clue.
Did you figure it out?
I figured out enough to know I'm not playing this game anymore.
Liar.
You're smack in the middle of a mystery.
You're having the time of your life.
I was almost killed!
You should be grateful this guy, Danny.
He designed this whole puzzle for you.
What were you doing out here just now?
You're welcome. I was saving your life.
I'm calling the police.
Maybe you missed something.
Maybe there's something in the picture.
I don't need your help.
Claire, you needed my help ten minutes ago.
Claire, just admit that we're good together.
I need to speak to Monica.
Excuse me, I'm Father Davis.
I'm here to officiate the service.
I'm kind of busy right now. Why don't you have a drink?
I don't drink.
Good. More for me.
Sam, I need to use your phone.
Why? The resort doesn't have phones?
We don't have landlines on the island.
I don't have my phone on me. I need yours.
It's in my room. You're not supposed to text at a wedding!
What happened to you?
Great. Every time I turn around you're on your phone.
And now you don't have it on you?
Do you have a phone on you?
What happened to you?
Just call the police. Someone tried to kill me.
Who?
I don't know.
What are you talking--
Just call the police! Where's Monica?
She's in her room.
Call!
Here.
What the hell happened to you?
I decided to go rock climbing.
Claire!
I was pushed off a cliff.
Do you know how expensive that dress is?!
Monica! I was almost killed.
You're not joking?
Danny's missing too.
For all I know, he's the one who pushed me.
What are you talking about? Danny? Where is he?
I don't know! He's been sending me clues.
If this is another one of your stupid mysteries, I swear...
Monica, listen to me. I'm not joking.
Danny is missing.
Yeah, Hi. Police. I need to report--
Hi.
What are you doing?
I'm Jeff Doyle. I'm a friend of Claire's.
You took my phone.
Did Claire ask you to call the police?
She did.
I thought so. I already did.
You don't have to call. Job done. They're on their way.
(Phone ringing)
Can I have my phone, please?
Uh, yes, absolutely.
Sorry.
Promise you that I'm gonna get you a new phone
I just need to find Claire right now. Sorry.
I warned you about that website of yours.
It's not the website. I don't know what it is.
Look, you said Danny liked games.
Yeah. Not stupid puzzles.
Games, like sports!
Did you put him up to this?
Why would I do that?
I don't know. You kissed him!
He kissed me! Monica, I'm your best friend.
Thank you, friend, for totally ruining my wedding.
Should I go in and see if she's okay?
Sure. Go for it.
You're okay?
Yeah, I'm fine.
This day could not get any worse.
Hey, Claire.
I don't know what to do, Jeff.
It's gonna be okay. Come here.
Let's get you cleaned up.
You used to tell me my games would get me into trouble.
You were right.
I've changed my mind about that.
I kinda like them now.
You see something?
I'm not sure.
Jeff, could you get me a drink?
Please?
It's not the cliff.
It's Danny.
What's the difference?
The hearts tattoo.
Excuse me, are you Miss La Foret?
I am.
I was told you were the one in charge.
I need to know when I'll be officiating.
We're still looking for the groom.
And we're waiting for the police.
We're kinda running behind schedule. Have a drink.
I said I don't... whatever.
Oh, hi.
Nice to see you.
Did you tell Monica?
I couldn't.
Tracy, you have to.
No, Danny has to.
Claire!
I was just speaking to Monica. The wedding is off.
It is? Why?
The groom took a runner.
He didn't take a runner. He's hiding out.
Or it's some kind of joke.
It's not very funny.
No, it's not. But I think I know where he is.
Did you call the police?
Some guy named Jeff did.
Then he boiled my phone. Clumsy idiot.
What are we going to do now?
Enjoy the rest of the day.
People! Um...
I have bad news about the wedding.
Danny!
Danny! Are you in here?
All right, game's over. I found you.
I don't appreciate you playing these--
(Muffled yelling)
Danny?
Oh, my God!
Danny, are you okay?
Poor baby. How you feeling?
I'm fine.
Do you want a drink?
Tracy, can you get him a drink?
Sure.
Do you want a drink-drink or just some water?
Water.
Maybe you should see a doctor.
I don't need a doctor. I'm fine.
You never saw the person who tied you up?
Claire, he already told you he didn't. Don't badger him.
He was wearing a helmet.
The police should be here by now.
What's taking them so long?
Jeff, call the police back. Jeff!
I didn't call them yet.
Mr. Johnson said you did.
I didn't. I thought he did.
Well, call them now.
Him! The last thing I remember was he hit me.
What? I didn't hit you.
We were in the woods and you come up and sucker punch me.
Anybody else want a drink?
Did you hit him?
No.
Monica, most of the guests have left already.
Claire, can you tell the rest of them the wedding's off?
One second, Mr. Johnson. We're trying to figure out some stuff.
It's okay, sweetie, we'll reschedule for another time.
Or not at all.
You're the one behind all this.
You don't know what you're talking about.
You never wanted us to get married.
That's right. I don't. It's a bad idea.
Dad!
Monica...
I want to get married right now.
Are you sure?
Maybe we should just call the police--
After the wedding.
CLAIRE: You really think it was Monica's dad?
He didn't call the police and you asked him to.
Miss La Foret, once the ceremony is over,
should we serve the champagne right away?
That's right. Thank you.
Jeff! How're you doing?
I'm good.
How's the hiking been going?
Good. Good.
Listen, I can't really talk right now.
...Okay, well... Nice to see you again, Jeff.
You look fantastic.
I'll bet you're going to be glad when today's over.
I just want you to be happy.
What about you and Jeff?
Are you sure you two--?
He's trying to be Mr. Helpful but he hasn't changed.
Mon, are you sure this is a good idea?
I don't want to fight.
We're not fighting. I'm asking a question.
Just because it's not working out between you and Jeff...
It's not about us.
Claire, look what he went through
and he still wants to marry me.
But do you want to marry him?
Honey, don't do this to spite your father.
Please, give me some credit.
I'm trying to be your friend.
Really? If you were my friend,
then where have you been the last year?
I had to hang out with Tracy!
Tracy is pregnant. Danny's the father.
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
I should've told you that before... but she is!
You're lying.
You know I'm not lying. I don't lie.
You're jealous.
I'm getting married.
*
Hello and welcome.
We are gathered here today to celebrate the love
that Monica Johnson and Danny Lovell
have for each other.
Shakespeare once wrote
that marriage is an ever-fixed mark
which looks on tempests
and is never shaken.
The love found in marriage
alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
but bears it out even to the edge of doom.
Danny, Monica can I ask you to look at each other
and answer my question?
Monica,
do you take Danny to be your wedded husband,
to share your life openly, standing with him,
in sickness and in health,
in joy and in sorrow,
to cherish and to love,
so long as you both shall live?
No. I don't think so.
(Crowd murmuring)
Go away. Monica doesn't want you.
I'm calling a lawyer. I'm going to sue.
I was assaulted!
Shut up, Danny.
Don't tell me what to do.
This is breach of contract. Forced abduction. Kidnapping.
Please...
I'll take the 10,000...
God!
Get him out of here, will you?
Tracy-- Tracy, I'm telling you. I've got a case here!
I was tied up and jilted! That means something!
I knew Monica'd make the right decision.
You've got a smart daughter.
I think we should go.
I can stay and help clean up, if you'd like.
No, I've sent everyone home.
The cleaners are coming tomorrow.
Thank you for everything.
Of course.
I just-- I want to make sure Monica is okay.
If that's okay with you, sir.
This one... I don't mind.
Let's go.
Bye.
It's so sad when weddings are over.
Especially ones that never happen.
I thought you left with some of the other guests.
I figured I'd stay and help out.
Thanks but no.
I think you should go.
I don't understand.
I don't want to play anymore, Jeff.
What do you mean?
How did the caterer know you by name?
You were acting like friends.
But when we met in town,
you said you'd never been here before.
You said you just drove in from your brother's place, remember?
The caterer?
I've known her for a long time ago.
Her name is Anna.
We went to high school together.
Go home Jeff. I don't want to hear any more lies.
I'm not lying.
You told me Danny was drunk. You hit him.
I hit him to protect you. I saw him kiss you.
This was such a mistake.
I don't want you here anymore.
You can take my ATV.
Drive it to the mainland.
Drop the keys off at the marina. They'll get it back to me.
Just go.
If that's what you want.
(Creaking)
Hello?
Anybody there?
I've got a mystery...
How does a babe like you end up with such loser guys?
That one... I don't think I can solve.
How long are you going to hide out in your office?
Until I know he's gone away.
The boyfriend?
Jeffrey Doyle is no boyfriend of mine.
It's a shame. You two should've made a good couple.
I mean just for the name alone. Doyle.
Conan Doyle. Sherlock Holmes writer.
Yeah, I used to try to get him to read the books.
He never would. Of course, he probably has
now that he's finally into mysteries.
Puzzleboi, why haven't we seen Moriarty in two days?
Oh, my God!
My phone...
Jeff?
He's still here...
Are you looking for this?
You're Moriarty, aren't you?
Guilty.
You've been spying on me?
That's how you got up here so fast when we called.
That's how you knew where everything was.
Why the caterer knew you. You've been living in town.
Any good game requires preparation.
You kidnapped Danny as part of a game?!
I was doing Monica a favour.
Plus, I didn't hurt him. Not much.
He was a liar.
So are you.
No! Not lie, "fictionalize."
You're a writer. You should appreciate the difference.
You give me the key.
I'll bet you thought it was Tracy, didn't you?
Or did you think it was Danny.
Give me the key!
No! Not until you admit we had fun.
We had fun. I admit it.
I don't believe you.
No, Jeff, it was great. It was really great.
The dance hall. The boathouse. The honeymoon cabin--
The answer was under your nose the whole time, Claire.
And in order.
One...
Two...
Three.
All you had to do was look at the wall.
Yeah, Jeff...
I've got to say, that was really smart.
How did you...
How did you figure it out though?
You didn't know who was going to be here.
I had to improvise. A lot.
Are you impressed?
I am.
Worthy of Conan Doyle.
See, I always knew I could convince you
if you just gave me a chance.
I just knew that you and I belong together.
You and me.
Absolutely.
Is this what you want?
You want this?
Go get it.
Let me go. Go away!
I didn't do all this work to be rejected by you.
Claire!
What kind of game do you want to play next?
I don't want to hurt you.
You don't want to hurt me?
You dumped me a year ago. You don't think that hurt me?
Stay back.
You moved out here to the middle of nowhere.
You don't think that hurt me?
Claire!
Claire?
Of course you don't answer.
You never do.
You never returned my calls because you're selfish!
That's what you are.
Admit it, Claire.
I'm better at these games than you are.
I think I'm gonna become a writer too.
because this is gonna make a really good story.
Let me go.
I let you go once, Claire. I'm not gonna let you go again.
Help!
Who's going to help you?
You sent everybody home, remember?
Ah!
And Danny said I wasn't any good in the kitchen.
Are you okay?
Yeah...
I thought you left.
I was hiding out.
Crying. Thinking. Walking.
I heard you screaming. Are you sure you're okay?
Yeah... Call the police.
We're going to need you to come into town in the morning
to press charges.
I'll be there.
I'll come with her.
Thanks, officer.
Goodnight. Goodnight.
I think he was crying.
I don't blame him. I always cry at weddings.
You know, sitting here like this.
I can see why you like it.
Any time you want to come visit me, you're welcome to.
You too. At my place.
I'll come more often, I promise. No more hiding out.
To being single.
To friendship.
To no more psycho guys.
To us.
Cheers. Cheers.
So what do two single gals do for fun on this here island?
Besides playing games.
A little mystery, maybe.
I never showed you my website.
Come on, it'll be fun.
Are you ready? I've got a brand new puzzle for you.
Oh no... No more mysteries.
CLAIRE: Okay, the body is found where?
PUZZLEBOI: In the parlour, face down,
drowned, beside a dead fish.
MONICA: I don't get it. Why is there a fish in the parlour?
Is she serious?
That's part of the puzzle!
*